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Starting this month I start what I plan on being a monthly post. First o'the month, every month, Baby.
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The Dino-Cool Migration of the 20th Century
A many great events have shaped this county of ours. 18th century tea parties, rushing for gold in the 19th century. However the largest undocumented event is an event known among Dino-Philes as the Dino-Cool Migration of the 20th Century. The ilovedinomartin blog would like to take this time to bring this event to masses. This pivotal moment in history has had a terrific cascading effect that is still felt today. We will visit such cool advancements on future blog posts.
To get things started, we have a reading from the Book of Dino, by Nick Tosches. He summarizes what current Dino-Scholars refer to as, The Dino-Cool Migration of the 20th Century.
A reading from the Book of Dino.
Chapter 4, page 59, paragraph 4.
A letter from Tosches to the Dinozens.
"Dean followed Santa Monica Boulevard one drizzly afternoon into Hollywood. He stood by himself outside the gates of Paramount Studios on Marathon Street. He saw Francis Dee walk past. And that was it. The Paramount lot was vast. Hollywood Cemetery, whose grounds and Paramount's ran together, was even bigger."
This Has Been A Reading From The Book Of Dino.
"All great men are gifted with intuition. They know without reasoning or analysis, what they need to know."
Dino hears the sounds of violins, long before, it begins.
Manifest destiny. The expansion of Dino across the nation to the great left-coast. Physics, cold flows without resistance. Dino-cool flows without resistance, east to west.
The gait of Dino, the migration, effortless. Seeded in Steubenville, blossomed in Atlantic City, fermented in Hollywood. L.A., a place to build a home, fill a pool, hang a hat, stock a bar, golf some golf, make a movie or 40, sing gold records, have a TV show, be a millionaire, create an empire of Cool, and call it a life. All without breaking a sweat, Baby.
The Golden Boy with the golden voice followed the golden sun west to the golden state of California. Suckled the tit of the Golden state Dino walked away with a mouthful of golden sweet honey. On a pile of gold, he sat on a throne of gold, wearing his golden crown. Dino, The King Of Cool, pally.